Cheap Laughs at Morality's Expense

Need a good laugh? Lord knows I did.
You'll need the following to have a pretty humorous 7 minutes:

1.) Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (online enabled)
2.) Girls
3.) Alcohol (Optional)
4.) Microphone
5.) A very understanding audience.


actually, if you have both "2" and "3" you'd probably be having a grand ol' time right about now woulda ya? Whatever the case may be...


All ya gotta do is give the mic to one of the girls and pretty much let her talk throughout the game. Seeing as the majority of the players are totally incapable of talking to women in real life, it totally gets their jollies up when they hear the sound of a "real" woman in their ears while they're playing at 4 in the morning.

You can go either way with this one now.

1.)You can spend the time playing trying to get one of the players in a private chat where she talks dirty to him for a while, meanwhile all of your friends are listening and laughing in the background.

OR.

2.) While your totally raping n00bs online and the girls still talking in the mic she can say the "n" word every time you die. It's a pretty legitimate reason to be upset if your the one hearing this hate speech on the other side of the screen but seeing as it's all in very distasteful fun, it becomes funny as hell to hear the reactions.