As ridiculous as the title may be, those who know him including myself couldn't stress how lucky you are that you haven't witnessed him doing the deed....with anything.
I personally haven't seen it but I recently had the TOTAL misfortune of hearing one of his late night / mid day / early morning sexcapades at the local diner. Although pretty entertaining to hear, I couldn't help but notice he has a knack for painting an incredibly vivid picture that included but was not limited to; poking, cramming, screaming, sweating, and my personal favorite "keepin' it G". All while the local customers ate their soup of the day asking amongst themselves "did I just hear what I thought I did?"
Yes you did.
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Only in the town of Porter my friend
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