Dear Ms. whatever your last name is,
I know your most likely responsible for my entire existence right now,
but if you could do me and the world a favor and stop while you're ahead,
millions of others and I would gladly appreciate it. I'll even try my
best to forget that I ever saw that God awful new music video of yours.
Look, I'm not calling you "old" perse, but anyone who rides white ponies while
their hair flows in the wind with little foot soldiers marching (off sinc btw) has absolutely no clue what the people want anymore. I'm sure it's not your fault either, it's the 2 decades ago director you hired. Somebody needs to call Mike Epps so he can pimp smack him with baby powder. My mom even thought it was corny! Well, I take that back. She was into it for a little while but then I started making jokes and then she started agreeing.
YOU DO NOT SAY "WILD WILD WEST" IN A SONG ANYMORE!!!!
YOU DO NOT "SWING LASSOS" IN A VIDEO ANYMORE!!!!
YOUR PANTS ARE TOO BAGGY! and is that a shirt tied around your waist?
No one's done that since '96!
Whatever the case may be. I was thoroughly disappointed, and if you could just do a remix of "Smooth Operator" ft. T-Pain and have the video directed by Hype Williams You can still probably save face with the rest of the generation. Your going to have to stop living in the past and just conform if your trying to compete with the likes of Ga-Ga, cause that bitch is young and crazy!
Your just old....
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